Parfacial

A parfacial is when you blow your load on a woman's face and then add fruit topping or granola and feed it to her with a spoon.

I had some extra blueberries so I decided to give Mary a parfacial before they went bad.

Parfacial by limebeary April 13, 2009

Paracidal 

Someone who is so paranoid they are pushed to the point of suicide.

Dude, I think your girlfriend is paracidal

Paracidal by JKStarr March 25, 2009

Parcialpalegic 

Someone who had limited ability and or control of motor function in one or all limbs.

I think it is amusing watching drunk people walk like a parcialpalegic.

Parcialpalegic by Irkbox April 5, 2025

Parfocali

The specific coordinate or state where two different optical systems reach the exact same focus.

"The technician calibrated the sensors until they reached parfocali."

Parfocali by zZonalRegion April 15, 2026