paraesthesia

Perverted feeling of sensations.
abnormal sensation such as tingling, tickling, pricking, numbness or burning of a person's skin with no apparent physical cause.

That guy is not lame, he must be having paraesthesia.

paraesthesia by LilKamikaze August 31, 2018

Cell Phone Parathesia 

The feeling of a cell phone vibrating in your pocket in the absence of an acutal cell phone vibration. This has also been termed phantom cell phone syndrome.

Frank: "Paul look!! - what are your doing? You're swerving all over the road!"

Paul: "I'm looking for my cell phone - I thought I felt it vibrate. I think it fell out of my pocket somewhere. Help me look!"

Frank: "Look it is in your cup holder and it is not vibrating."

Paul: "Arggh! I keep having these cell phone parathesia attacks. I think it is like phantom limb pain."

Frank: "More like phantom cell phone syndrome. Don't worry she'll return your call."

Cell Phone Parathesia by 9th Beastie July 8, 2012

paresthesia 

When Paris no longer moves you.

I've been to Paris so many times that I have developed paresthesia.

paresthesia by Scikoop75 December 26, 2020

Paresthesia 

The prickly feeling when your limb 'falls asleep' – also known as pins and needles!

Can you please go and get my wallet? I can't stand up because of paresthesia.'

Paresthesia by Courtreezy. July 23, 2022