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Paresthesia 

The prickly feeling when your limb 'falls asleep' – also known as pins and needles!
Can you please go and get my wallet? I can't stand up because of paresthesia.'
Paresthesia by Courtreezy. July 23, 2022

Implied Parenthesis 

A term consistantly used by stubborn mathematically challenged morons who don't even know the order of operations.

Typically used as a defense when such people fail to answer a multi-part equation, and don't feel like admitting their mistake.

When a person uses this term they are basically saying that there should have been brackets surrounding certain parts of a math equation.
Person 1: What does "2 + 3 x 4" equal?

Person 2: 20!

Person 3: No it's 14, learn your order of operations.

Person 2: No! It's supposed to be read as "(2 + 3) x 4". Implied Parenthesis noob!

Person 3: If that were true then the entire order of operations would be untrue.

Person 2: IMPLIED PARENTHESIS!!!11!
Implied Parenthesis by IrishEnigma February 10, 2010

laughing parenthesis 

the wrinkles around your mouth for laughing and/or smiling so much, they kind of look like parenthesis around your mouth
That girl has some serious laughing parenthesis.

red parenthesis 

The crescent shaped abrasions that form around a persons asshole from not wiping well enough or anal leakage.
Guy #1: Look at the way Larry keeps picking his seat over there. Guy #2: Yep...not only does he have stinky fingers I'll bet he has skid marks in his underpants too! Guy #1: The idiot probably has red parenthesis around his asshole and just needs a shower!
red parenthesis by JoeyBomm April 26, 2020

paraesthesia

Perverted feeling of sensations.
abnormal sensation such as tingling, tickling, pricking, numbness or burning of a person's skin with no apparent physical cause.
That guy is not lame, he must be having paraesthesia.
paraesthesia by LilKamikaze August 31, 2018

Cell Phone Parathesia 

The feeling of a cell phone vibrating in your pocket in the absence of an acutal cell phone vibration. This has also been termed phantom cell phone syndrome.
Frank: "Paul look!! - what are your doing? You're swerving all over the road!"

Paul: "I'm looking for my cell phone - I thought I felt it vibrate. I think it fell out of my pocket somewhere. Help me look!"

Frank: "Look it is in your cup holder and it is not vibrating."

Paul: "Arggh! I keep having these cell phone parathesia attacks. I think it is like phantom limb pain."

Frank: "More like phantom cell phone syndrome. Don't worry she'll return your call."