parentalia 

A teen-ager; or young adult's parents. It ends in talia because they are attached to you, and would like to think they are in command (like other talias).

Dude, you wanna go to Vegas over Thanksgiving? Yeah I want to but I think the parentalia would kill me if I didn't show up for turkey day.

parentalia by T Jizzle September 30, 2007

parentplayer 

Any child that plays one parent against the other one to get what they want.

The parentplayer smiled after getting a new lap-top from mom and a new play-station from dad.

parentplayer by jpg3 November 30, 2014

Parental Controls 

A pointless system implemented by parents restricting certain websites and any basic control to your own laptop. Also allows the"administrator" (your obsessive parents) to see every file on your computer unless you block permission.

Parental controls do not really understand what they're supposed to show and will block harmless images but allow you to google image search 'Naked' with no problems.

"You keep downloading viruses, I'm gonna put Parental Controls on your computer so you can't do anything mwahahahaha" - Your evil dad

Parental Controls by NymphoQueen August 4, 2008

parental controls 

A very useless piece of shit that overprotective and over-controlling parents put on your computer because they're scared that you may put viruses on it, causing you to loose, in their own words, "very valuable information" that they don't want you to fuck up. You can't see hardly any innocent sites, like this one, or, for all you boys out there reading this, porn. Parental controls also have time limits that say when you can be on the computer to when you can't. But, if you're using Google Chrome, you can easily bypass the fact that you can't download anything. But, unfortunately, you can't go to the blocked websites or not have shitty ass time limits. :(

"If You Stop Going To Sites You're Not Supposed To Go To, MAYBE We Might Take Parental Controls Off. But It Also Depends If you're Being Minding And If You're Doing What You're Supposed To Do And Not Be On Shit You're Not Supposed To Be On." ----Your Evil Mom And Dad

Parental Contols Is Tourtcherous Hell.

parental controls by TheOneAndOnlyPrincess December 18, 2012

parental alienation 

When one parent brainwashes a child to make them hate their other parent

He was a good dad but doesn't see his kids any more cause his EX gave his kids parental alienation

parental alienation by Bruce the erased Dad andGrandp May 25, 2016

parental controls 

a form of torture by parents.

parental controls fucked me because I couldn't play for to long.

parental controls by KRAKEN BLADE MANTIS SNIPEZ April 23, 2015

pretaliation 

Getting your revenge in first.
Do unto him before he can do unto you, if you like.
A guy looks at you nastily across a rugby scrum; next maul, you tear his ear off, before he does the same, or worse, to you. You have completed pretaliation. Anything he does after that is retaliation, which referees always come down on harder than on the original malefactor.

"Did you see Tonto get his pretaliation in on that mean-looking winger?"
"Yeah, he'll be counting his ribs for a month! What a kick! Bet Tonto keeps out of his way for the rest of the game, though!"

pretaliation by railtracksurvivor November 1, 2007