Skip to main content
An Asian man. Definitely controlled by the devil. He likes to cheat on women especially with his ex from 6th grade. She is also just as evil. He is a narcissist and manipulative in every way possible. I’m not just saying that because I hate him. He is a kleptomaniac and is into the weirdest and most evil shit. Please run and hide if you ever find this man. Honestly just dig your grave right then and there. He is also gay which isn’t a bad thing the bad part is the fact he hates gay people but he is 100% into butt stuff and fem boys also makes out with his friends even tho he claims he ain’t. He will convince you your the problem I promise you’re not. RUN RIGHT NOW.
RUN PARAWEE IS COMING
Parawee by 42000yepp1233 June 22, 2025

pump a parakeet

This is a comical way to say someone would have sex with anything.
That Ben Dover is the type of dude who would pump a parakeet!
pump a parakeet by I, Wreckerrr January 18, 2017

parakeetslimes 

An amazing potato who will snatch your weaves because of her thiccness and her thiccccc slimes
Person 1: Hey did you see parakeetslimes new restock video?
Person 2: yeah I did, my weave was snatched because cereal milk is so thicc
parakeetslimes by Somethionesthic February 18, 2018

parakeet 

A small bird that makes a good pet. They are cute, (usually) sweet-tempered, and inexpensive.
Parakeets also make the oddest noises:
pwip
Fweet!
ACCCKK ACCKK ACCK!
UURT URRT UURT!
Chirp!
Twirp!
parakeet by Shawn B. October 13, 2003

Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea 

A very funny, yet strange search recommendation found on www.Google.com. When one types 'why won't my p', Google anticipates you are going to ask 'why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'. Try it yourself.
Person A: God damn, dude, why the Hell won't my p?

Google: You mean 'Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'? The fuck if I know! Search it anyway, you clueless motherfucker!
One who is as beautiful as an angel or goddess, kind, unselfish, lovely, sexy, and funny. The perfect girl.
Paralee by j0mammy January 29, 2005