When sitting on the shitter too long, your feet get pins and needles and you can't walk. You have just been paralyzed through shitting.
Jeas lad had some parashit earlier read an fhm back to front, nearly had to be wheeled off the throne.
by coso lad February 25, 2014
Get the parashit mug.A prank that occurs when two friends are using stalls beside one another in a public restroom. The prankster wipes himself with toilet paper and then, instead of letting the paper fall into the bowl, he takes it and hurls it over the stall divider into the lap of his victim.
I was out with Craig and after the buffet we had to go to the bathroom. Wouldn't you know it? That sick puppy gave the green light to a parashit assault!
by chessthecat August 1, 2010
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Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.
I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 28, 2023
Get the Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling mug.Someone that grows their entire personality off of the lifestyle or personality of someone who is already famous, or some cultural phenomenon, basically anything popular, in a vain attempt to get famous themselves.
For example, any YouTuber that has over 100k subscribers, or maybe even less.
Sometimes this works, but most of the time they just come off as a parasite, leeching off of the success of the person or TV Show or whatever, the "crystal" they "parasite" off of.
Thus they seem instead like talentless hacks with no worth of their own besides what they echo from their "crystal".
Essentially they are a clone of the person, but worse. Much worse.
For example, any YouTuber that has over 100k subscribers, or maybe even less.
Sometimes this works, but most of the time they just come off as a parasite, leeching off of the success of the person or TV Show or whatever, the "crystal" they "parasite" off of.
Thus they seem instead like talentless hacks with no worth of their own besides what they echo from their "crystal".
Essentially they are a clone of the person, but worse. Much worse.
Person 1: Ugh, that guy's such a crystal parasite, always leeching off of Merg's success.
"that guy": What's up guys, welcome back, to *insert game that Merg's already played here*.
"that guy": What's up guys, welcome back, to *insert game that Merg's already played here*.
by Padria Zozzria May 30, 2020
Get the Crystal Parasite mug.I walked in to a bagel shop for a bagel and noticed a table full of wifi parasites, laptops open, paper and pens out and pure business discussions flowing.
by Marcellus_Wallace October 13, 2014
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Parasitten sætter sig på kloge og produktive mennesker og suger alt produktiviteten ud af dem og fylder dem med dognskap og dårlige ideer f.eks. at købe en MacBook
Parasitten sætter sig på kloge og produktive mennesker og suger alt produktiviteten ud af dem og fylder dem med dognskap og dårlige ideer f.eks. at købe en MacBook
by Mr. Mirai April 1, 2016
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