paraliesed

Da state of being unable to move one's lips except to speak truthfully.

Fletcher Reede's son Max made a birthday wish dat caused his liar --- I mean, LAWyer --- dad to become totally paraliesed for 24 hours.

by QuacksO February 2, 2021

Poo Paralysed

When you buss the fattest shit and knocks the energy out of you so you have to sit on the toilet after shitting to recover then wipe your bum.

I'm poo paralysed man I can't get up from the toilet seat give me a minute to clean myself!

by Thepoomaster November 23, 2021

Paralies

A period of 15 days on loop is a paralies.

This word got famous after a Kashmiri politician - Waheed Para called for a magistrial enquiry into a murder and promised to serve justice within 15 days but that enquiry was never completed.

The murderer was never punished, government just served the people with paralies.

by enslavedorator May 6, 2018

paralysed the pussy

When the thumpin’ so good you can’t feel your legs the next day.

‘I’m not gona be moving much today he paralysed the pussy’.

by Joeybsting August 30, 2019

Paralysed Twat

some fucking person without mobile legs for fuck sake what did you think it was u nonce

He's a fucking paralysed twat jeremy

by nutslover56 January 5, 2023

Poo Paralysed

When you buss the fattest shit and knocks the energy out of you so you have to sit on the toilet after shitting to recover then wipe your bum.

I'm poo paralysed man I can't get up from the toilet seat give me a minute to clean myself!

by Thepoomaster November 23, 2021

Paralysed baby goat

She is a loud and adventurous majestic creature who loves salted caramel ice cream. She also loves the borg queen and she hates the word tayce

Paralysed baby goat face timed borg queen

by Borg queen January 7, 2017