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A polite and harmless word for a penis.

Used in conversation when swearing or using a stronger word such as 'cock' would be frowned upon.

See penis hairy acorn
"My Goodness, Vicar! You've got a huge Pipini! You'll split me in half with that thing"
Pipini by mygreekmum November 24, 2018
Related Words

panini head 

A person who is so dumb, that thier brain isn't even a brain anymore, it's just a panini. This is normally an insult if used by commoners, but if ever used on you by Chef Gordon Ramsey, you will be blessed beyond measure.
Gordon: HEY PANINI HEAD! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?
panini head by Shimmiling._ December 2, 2017
Another way of saying penis. Popularized by the soldier in Tf2 from gmod videos.
Soldier: You are Red See Red.
Robotnik: PINGAS.
Soldier: No, Painis.
Painis by DohEntertainment May 1, 2011

painis in the ainis 

A phrase that is used by the Soldier from TF2 "Team Fortress 2" In some Garry's mod animations. Painis means penis and ainis mean anus.
Red Soldier: That scout is got a painis in the ainis!

Blu Scout: You suck!

Paliniosexual 

As opposed to a sapiosexual, a person who is sexually attracted to intelligence; a paliniosexual is a person sexually attracted to ignorance.
Pat Buchanan is sexually attracted to Sarah Palin; therefore, Pat Buchanan is a paliniosexual.
Paliniosexual by pari_passu September 10, 2010

Indian panini 

A bunch of Indian dudes singing the greatest remix of all time. Truly glorious. Makes Lil Nas X jealous.
Indian panini: In extreme Indian accent: “hey panini don’t you be a meanie.”
Indian panini by Lil Nas Y October 29, 2019