paper work

the act of wiping your ass

"after i drop the kids off at the pool, i have to stop by the office and do some paper work"

paper work by shwern May 6, 2006

Toilet Paper Work

Work that can only be done while taking a shit.

Steve jobs created the Iphone 6 while drinking his morning cup of coffee during Toilet Paper Work hour.

Toilet Paper Work by Zhall November 14, 2014

paperwork 

Court documents revealing what a prisoner's charges, criminal history, downward departures, etc. are. This is used to determine whether a person is a snitch, child molestor, or other kind of person considered undesirable by other prisoners. The Presentence Investigation Report is the gold standard of paperwork, because it tells everything that the probation officer was able to dig up about the prisoner's life, and details any assistance he may have rendered to the government; but prisoners are often forbidden to have it in their possession for that exact reason. At higher security prisons, people are often expected to show their paperwork within a certain period of time (e.g. a week or a month) or they'll be checked in to protective custody by their fellow prisoners.

"Lemme see your paperwork."

paperwork by Tochterlieber March 19, 2014

paperwork marriage

A marriage that is for the sole purpose of one or both of the participants to gain benefits that would not be available outside of marriage to each other--quite often for immigration or health insurance purposes as opposed to marrying for love/lust. Very common in the military as unmarried soldiers are required to live in the barracks.

Soldier 1: Man, I hate living in the barracks.
Soldier 2: If you got a paperwork marriage you wouldn't have to live in the barracks. Just keep your shit separate from hers and you're gold.

paperwork marriage by jepleure November 12, 2009

paperwork 

Wiping your ass with toilet paper after you take a shit.

I just had the shits. The paperwork took forever.

paperwork by Jeremy Gillespie April 25, 2004

Do a little paperwork 

Relocating to the bathroom(with printed material to read) to sit on the toilet awaiting production results, usually for an extended period of time.

Husband: Honey I'm going to do a little paperwork.

Wife: Hope everything works out OK.

Do a little paperwork by Theeditorialsection January 25, 2009

paperwork 

To be engaged in the act of rolling a marijuana smoking apparatus ("blunt", "spliff", "joint").

Jims doing some paper work, and then we're going to smoke this fat-ass L.

Jim:Excuse me while I finish some paperwork.

paperwork by Wolf X Lax 22 July 19, 2010