Hey man, looks like we've got a paper canoe on our hands, let's squash this shit out and roll a new one.
by Mike the Rookie September 2, 2009
Get the paper canoe mug.A temporary sanitary napkin. Made by wrapping toilet paper around your hand and then folding the beehive of toilet paper in half. It is then placed in the underpants as a temporary sanitary napkin. over a period of time, after carrying on with daily activities , the toilet paper is formed between the thighs into the shape of a canoe.
Melony- "Hey kelly, I just started my period and I don't have a pad. Can I have one of yours."
Kelly- "I don't have one, looks like you'll have to make yourself a toilet paper canoe."
Kelly- "I don't have one, looks like you'll have to make yourself a toilet paper canoe."
by crnbrdfed2012 November 3, 2011
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