A temporary sanitary napkin. Made by wrapping toilet paper around your hand and then folding the beehive of toilet paper in half. It is then placed in the underpants as a temporary sanitary napkin. over a period of time, after carrying on with daily activities , the toilet paper is formed between the thighs into the shape of a canoe.
Melony- "Hey kelly, I just started my period and I don't have a pad. Can I have one of yours."
Kelly- "I don't have one, looks like you'll have to make yourself a toilet paper canoe."
Cancer paper is a supplemental sheet of paper placed inside the cigar to prevent the cigar from disintegrating due to moisture. The paper is made of reconstituted tobacco and is not saturated with cancer-causing agents such as nicotine, as believed by many stoners. Even though the paper is made of tobacco, which can cause cancer, it is not the sole contributor of carcinogenic properties.
Stoner 1: "Aye yo man take out that cancer paper"
Stoner 2: "Thats just a myth bro"
Insidious chemical strips grafted into a blunt. Savvy stoners unroll a blunt and tear out the cancer papers which are put in the cigars by the producers to control the burn of their products and also to slowly kill their customers.
When Snoop rolled the blunt, he was careful to peel the cancer paper off of the tip.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*