paper canoe

When a joint burns on one side only.

Hey man, looks like we've got a paper canoe on our hands, let's squash this shit out and roll a new one.

by Mike the Rookie September 2, 2009

Toilet Paper Canoe

A temporary sanitary napkin. Made by wrapping toilet paper around your hand and then folding the beehive of toilet paper in half. It is then placed in the underpants as a temporary sanitary napkin. over a period of time, after carrying on with daily activities , the toilet paper is formed between the thighs into the shape of a canoe.

Melony- "Hey kelly, I just started my period and I don't have a pad. Can I have one of yours."

Kelly- "I don't have one, looks like you'll have to make yourself a toilet paper canoe."

by crnbrdfed2012 November 3, 2011

cancer paper

Cancer paper is a supplemental sheet of paper placed inside the cigar to prevent the cigar from disintegrating due to moisture. The paper is made of reconstituted tobacco and is not saturated with cancer-causing agents such as nicotine, as believed by many stoners. Even though the paper is made of tobacco, which can cause cancer, it is not the sole contributor of carcinogenic properties.

Stoner 1: "Aye yo man take out that cancer paper"
Stoner 2: "Thats just a myth bro"

by daholymap November 2, 2015

cancer paper

Insidious chemical strips grafted into a blunt. Savvy stoners unroll a blunt and tear out the cancer papers which are put in the cigars by the producers to control the burn of their products and also to slowly kill their customers.

When Snoop rolled the blunt, he was careful to peel the cancer paper off of the tip.

by Pepper October 17, 2004

Cancer Paper

Some tobacco rolled in paper. Smoking these cigarettes is a vile habit. It serves no purpose other than to slowly kill the person smoking them.

Wanna catch cancer with me? Let's go take a puff off this cancer paper.

by EyePoker November 11, 2003

Cancer Paper

See cigarette

She died from puffin' on too much Cancer Paper.

by Big D November 12, 2003

cancer paper

A cigarette.

John is trying to quit his bad habit of smoking cancer paper.

by m November 13, 2003