3 definitions by EyePoker

1
Some tobacco rolled in paper. Smoking these cigarettes is a vile habit. It serves no purpose other than to slowly kill the person smoking them.
Wanna catch cancer with me? Let's go take a puff off this cancer paper.
by EyePoker November 11, 2003
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2
The surgical process of removing excess fluid from ones penis
Because Richards viagra didn’t wear off, he had to go to the emergency room for a peniscentesis
by EyePoker September 09, 2018
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A foul demon that descends through China around the universe and onto corpses where it performs the act of munting.
That muntubus just fucked the shit out of that corpse, I can see some entrails.
by EyePoker February 27, 2005
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