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Ghetto Pap Smear 

is a cavity search done by a drug dealer in search of his or her drugs.
I want my shit! Don't make me do a ghetto pap smear, bitch!
Ghetto Pap Smear by D-Linquent July 27, 2011
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pap smear 

when a younge lady goes to a gynecologist
and they stick this metal opener thing in you
and feel your ovaries and swab you and shit.
"god damnit franny, i have to go to the gynecologist today for a pap smear!"
"really?! that sucks!"
pap smear by nikki big papa October 23, 2007

pap smear test 

a pap smear test is a test for sexualy active women where the doctor takes an object and scrapes some cell off of your cervix(inside of vagina)to test for std's or other types of infections or cancer.
The doctor asked the girl if she was sexually active so that he could know whether or not she needed a pap smear test.

Pap Smear 

The act of tackling ones grandfather in the kitchen with enough velocity to smear his face across the linoleum, or approximately 3-4 feet.
So the other day, Grandpa was in the way of my Hot Pocket so in order to get to it I had to execute a Pap Smear
Pap Smear by Kelph1 June 14, 2011

Pap Smear 

/ˈpæp ˌsmɪər/
noun
1. Paparazzi, freelance photographers that take candid pictures of famous people–particularly obnoxious ones–that insult and stalk celebrities, block traffic and sidewalks to take video, and try to get the most unflattering shots possible to "smear" the celebrity's image.

"The pap smears never leave Britney alone!"

2. A gynecological test for cancer of the cervix, consisting of the staining of cervical cells taken in a cervical or vaginal smear.

"I need to get my annual pap smear done."
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Pap Smear by Vonheilm April 13, 2014

Michigan Pap Smear 

While having unplanned anal sex in the dark, (person) 1, rides (person) 2's penis and if 2's penis happens to come out, 1 places it back into his/her own anal cavity and resumes the activity with 1's hands on 2's chest, neck, and/or arms. When the activity has finished and the light comes back on, both parties will find that bowel excrement has been smeared all over 2's chest, neck, and/or arms.
Dude, me and my boyfriend had anal sex last night and i forgot to clean out my ass. His dick popped out and i put it back in, and i had gone to choke him cause he gets off on that. When we were done i turned on the lights and he had shit all over his neck!! He told me i gave him a Michigan Pap Smear.
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countrypolitan 

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