Definitions by Kelph1

Pap Smear 

The act of tackling ones grandfather in the kitchen with enough velocity to smear his face across the linoleum, or approximately 3-4 feet.

So the other day, Grandpa was in the way of my Hot Pocket so in order to get to it I had to execute a Pap Smear

Pap Smear by Kelph1 June 14, 2011