Pantslessness 

A state of being without pants.

Jane: "ok, well, most people don't spend a lot of time pantsless"

John: "most people dont get to enjoy the freedom of pantslessness then"

Pantslessness by Badandy December 10, 2005

penislessness 

The state of not having a penis

You are just mad because you suffer from penislessness

penislessness by Raziel April 28, 2003

penislessness 

The loss or the event of not owning a penis. Women are the main suffers of penislessness, also those who have had unfortunate accidents.

"I have no penis, i have got penislessness."

penislessness by Tom997 February 19, 2009

penislessness 

The state of being without a penis.

I curse you with penislessness! You and all your children, and your children's children for a thousand generations, will be cursed with penislessness! And Vishnu will beat you with his many arms. Very fast.
You mean they'll be women?
Shut up. I curse you.

penislessness by PervinMervin February 24, 2011