pants mullet

A style of vaginal grooming.
The big Russian lady looked down at Lizzy's overgrown shrubbery with distain and demanded, "Well, you want Brazilian, Baldy, Furry Murray, Landing Streep, or Pants Mullet? I not haff all day!"
by Vladimir Waxsin January 29, 2008
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