Man, you either gotta send your wife to anger management or learn how to load the diswasher properly, cause I can't have you teaching class lookin' like a cross eyed panda.

cross eyed panda by GRYMES October 16, 2009

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cross eyed panda

A prank performed during oral sex. The male recipient ejaculates up the eye of the individual performing the act upon him. This usually leads to much enjoyment and laughter between the two m&m's.

I really regret letting him do the cross eyed panda... I forgot I had ran out of my eye drops.

cross eyed panda by forkyy May 6, 2011

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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