Jenny the Oompa Loompa had scheduled an appointment to get her Paloompus examined after sleeping with Gary, fearful that she may have contracted an std.
A chronic, mildly infectious disease caused by meeting 15-year-old girls named Plum, mostly commonly affecting the hands and fingers of various computer nerds which may lead to massive typing errors (typo) and major LULZ.
plum: HAY I'M PLUM
nerd: HAY
plum: DO YOU LIKE PIE?
nerd: I DO LIKE PIS
plum: ...
nerd: OH SHI-
nerd: I MEAN PIE
plum: ...
plum: ...DO YOU HAVE PLUMPIS?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!