paldeot

A very delicious delicacy in Philippines Paldeot is a Ass of a Chicken

I eat paldeot yesterday

by Hakzkdpdmdo August 14, 2022

paleotard

Extremist followers of the paleo diet who believe and actively preach to others that foods like grains, dairy, legumes and sugar are responsible for the majority of global health issues and should be avoided like the plague for optimal health, performance and longevity.

Like any good cult follower they will push any information that supports their beliefs, whilst turning a blind eye to any information that doesn't.

Peter: Why is Joe eating satay chicken without any rice?

Paul: Haven't you heard? He's a paleotard - he thinks grains are responsible for 9/11.

by IIFIYM April 30, 2011

paleotarian

A person who follows a paleolithic nutrition plan or eats a paleo/primal diet. Characterized by eating fresh fruits, vegetables, lean meats and rejecting gluten, grains, legumes, dairy, starchy vegetables, excessive carbohydrates and processed foods.

Suzie the vegetarian never eats bacon, but Jack the paleotarian occasionally does.

by chelbs June 7, 2011

paleotarian

A conservative libertarian; a libertarian who holds conservative personal opinions on homosexuality, drug use, abortion, and other social issues, but does not support government authority in these issues (except possibly abortion). Compare to cosmotarian.

The Libertarian candidate attended the gun show in order to gain support from the paleotarians who he would be unlikely to meet at a cocktail party.

by crimethink January 18, 2008

Paleotech

A Information Systems technician capable of only working on old ass equipment.

You need a Paleotech for that PC - Model 5150.

by Doctor Blue Tongue June 1, 2010

paleothetic

There’s no such thing you stupid crackhead

This ass thinks there’s such thing as paleothetic

by Elianne October 1, 2019

Paleotrash

Stuff that should have been thrown out long ago - but is now so old that it's beginning to have archaeological, historical, or sentimental value.

Alternate form: paleogarbage.

Can I toss this pile of old mail?

No - that stuff brings back fond memories of 2008!

Hey, c'mon - this crap isn't mementos, it's paleotrash!

by Nerdlebub February 19, 2011