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paintchop 

The art of using Microsoft Paint to draw a picture of a real life event, that will be sent to your friends for comedic value.
I walked in to bosses office and did something special... I paintchopped it for you, tell me what you think.
paintchop by btsixer March 10, 2009

Panchope 

1. Created by My nephew, Ben, when he was two years old. He declared the day after Thanksgiving as the day we stay at home in our pajamas and 'eat big muffins'. It has evolved into a family & friends movie marathon supplied with eggs, hash brown casseroles, French toast, muffins, breads, coffee, tea, cocoa, fruit and mimosas! Yum!!
Are you coming to Panchope? Of course I am, I just ate my body weight in Turkey and sides, so I need another day of feasting and family!
Panchope by Starchar November 29, 2013

Paintshopping 

When editing photos with Paint on a windows-based computer since most people don't have photoshop, either becasue they can't afford it or because they are idiots and don't know how to download it.
Guy #1

- Hey check out this pic. I woke up in the middle of the night and had this idea in my head so I got up and started "paintshopping"

Guy #2

- Holy crap you really suck at editing, it doesnt even look real at all.

Guy #1

- it's paint, it's not supposed to..
Paintshopping by Captain norgan October 28, 2009
A: When a person, normally lazy, edits a picture with Paint, and it ends up being a piece of crap (Normally on Purpose) to be funny.

Most people who do this are either:
A: Lazy
B: Too lazy to download it for free
C: Too honest of a person to download it for free, thus becoming a Chump, or Sucker.

B: Can be used to describe a piss-poor job on something.
Example A:
Dude 1: Hey dudes, check out this sweet Paintshop I made of Lauren!

Dude 2: Wow. That's the worst edit job I've ever done. It's clear that you just copied her face from her Facebook and pasted it over a picture of Joey's body that he took last Summer.

Dude 1: Yeah! Isn't it great?!


Example B:
Dude: There mom, I finished picking up all the sticks in the yard.
Mom: Well, it's "Good Enough for Paintshop", so you can go ahead and go ahead on to Ben's house.
Paintshop by Matty? April 26, 2009

paintshopped 

The act of doing an intentionally crappy Photoshop job.

Usually used in a humorous or mocking manner.
I paintshopped a picture of a guy on his deck with 800 bikes in his yard to better capture the sheer absurdity.

paintshopping 

when you're broke as hell and you can't afford photoshop so you use paint instead
"I'm paintshopping something right now"
says broke ass nigga. "Nigga you broke asf" says slightly less broke ass nigga
paintshopping by otakucheese August 24, 2014