pahilwani
The ultimate alpha male of our species, god in maths and physics. Earned a thousand masters degrees in Cambridge and MIT.
pahilwani by ultimatecriticalthinker December 12, 2021
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Philani
A tall, very entertaining and outgoing person. Often brings a smile to your face, talks alot but knows when to keep quiet. Can be annoying but is one you always need in your life.
Always has something to say when around a large audience, always competitive and thrives to be the best he or she can be.
Always has something to say when around a large audience, always competitive and thrives to be the best he or she can be.
Philani by ABC let's meet January 26, 2021
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A greeting meant for only the elites of Philadelphia. The highest class possible greeting known to Man or even Cats for that matter.
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