pagnf 

pussy ain't got no face.

Brian knows that pagnf means pussy ain't got no face! and Brian also knows that Shannon and Kelci are right!

pagnf by Shannon and Kelci December 8, 2007

Painful Debbie 

The act of getting a painful hand job by a muscular woman.

Dude why are you walking funny? I got a Painful Debbie last night.

Painful Debbie by jizzking October 5, 2012

painfull 

The feeling you get when you eat way too much and it hurts to be full.

Food baby is optional

In a diner with an all-you-can-eat option

Guy 1 : Maybe you shouldn't have ate the patty melts, buttered toast, scrambled eggs, sausages, biscuits and gravy, or the hashbrowns.

Guy 2 : Yeah, my food baby is due soon. All the eating was so painfull.

Guy 1: Asking for a second serving was also a bad idea.

painfull by Billy Billster July 15, 2010

three pagne lady 

large voluptuous lady, usually of West African origin, so large that it takes 3 pagnes (wraps of cloth) to girdle her ample waist
The term can be used to describe a personality type, i.e. a loud, aggressive lady (usually a market woman) who will steamroll her way to the front of a line, or make fun of you for trying to get her to sell her watermelons cheaper

(A pagne is a French word, widely used in West Africa for a rectangular piece of cloth used as a wrap or to make clothes - a large person would need 3 pagnes to cover themselves

"Oh My God that lady is so rude, she just elbowed me out of the way, shes a real three pagne lady"
"No shes not yet a three pagne lady, she can be sweet sometimes, shes really only a two pagne or at most a 2.5"

three pagne lady by yatenga December 17, 2011

Painful Boner 

When you get a painful boner after fapping way too many times in one day OR after having a stiffy for too long

Dan - oh dude i've got a painful boner

Joe- what the fuck dude? Stop whacking off.

Painful Boner by DKDKDJ December 3, 2013

T-Pagne 

Pronounced T-Pain, this is a alcoholic concoction that consists of Champagne and Tilt (preferably Puple Tilt). Blended together with ice this is like a frosty treat that will knock even the most seasoned partier on their ass when enough is consumed. Usually served at kick-ass parties in the Northwest Region of the United States. Created by the ultimate hostess with the mostest for the purposes of giving her guests the ultimate party brain-freeze buzz.

I went to Stacy's party and she was serving T-Pagne! It only took one before I stripped down naked and jumped in Lester Lagoon. Good Times!

T-Pagne by SSweetSS April 25, 2011

Pagnon 

The act of systematically having to take a shower after dropping a deuce by psychological fear of somehow smelling like the said deuce.

Hey guys I need to do a Pagnon before going out. Give me 45 minutes

Pagnon by Gascal October 31, 2014