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does not mean pain, it means stupid

champagne w/o the pagne
derek is not in pagne, its not even a real word. He is pagne
pagne by spotifly December 7, 2020

Pagne Pong 

I'd play Beer Pong, but I don't like beer. Let's play Pagne Pong!
Pagne Pong by C.C. <3 October 28, 2010

three pagne lady 

large voluptuous lady, usually of West African origin, so large that it takes 3 pagnes (wraps of cloth) to girdle her ample waist
The term can be used to describe a personality type, i.e. a loud, aggressive lady (usually a market woman) who will steamroll her way to the front of a line, or make fun of you for trying to get her to sell her watermelons cheaper

(A pagne is a French word, widely used in West Africa for a rectangular piece of cloth used as a wrap or to make clothes - a large person would need 3 pagnes to cover themselves
"Oh My God that lady is so rude, she just elbowed me out of the way, shes a real three pagne lady"
"No shes not yet a three pagne lady, she can be sweet sometimes, shes really only a two pagne or at most a 2.5"
three pagne lady by yatenga December 17, 2011
Pronounced T-Pain, this is a alcoholic concoction that consists of Champagne and Tilt (preferably Puple Tilt). Blended together with ice this is like a frosty treat that will knock even the most seasoned partier on their ass when enough is consumed. Usually served at kick-ass parties in the Northwest Region of the United States. Created by the ultimate hostess with the mostest for the purposes of giving her guests the ultimate party brain-freeze buzz.
I went to Stacy's party and she was serving T-Pagne! It only took one before I stripped down naked and jumped in Lester Lagoon. Good Times!
T-Pagne by SSweetSS April 25, 2011
(noun)Painkilling pain pills. Narcotic opiods, usually referring to the lower grade hydrocodone persuasion such as loratab or loraset, but can also include oxycodone, morphine, etc.
When hard up for a buzz Felix would take all the painers he could get his hands on.
painers by Nikki Stixx December 11, 2018

Doing a T-Paine

The act of sitting in complete silence for the duration of a first date, and still gaining a second.
Dude: You said absolutely nothing to Katie last night! It must have been so awkward!

Tom: Nah, it was fine! I was 'Doing a T-Paine', we are going out again next week.
Doing a T-Paine by UnbelievableD October 13, 2013