panflute

1) ancient music instrument that consists of usually ten or more stopped pipes of different (mostly escalating) lengths.

2) less commonly the base of a flowchart on toothpaste for dinner. simply put, you don't need one.

do you need one / no you don't / no panflute.

by davidg May 25, 2006

Panflute

Verb: to hit multiple juuls simulationeously in a panflute formation

Lemme borrow your juul, I’m tryna panflute that shit

by rkauf November 18, 2019

Washington panflute

The act of orally stimulating a female's anus as in a rim job, while manually stimulating either her clit or pussy with your hand.

I was playing her like a Washington panflute when she squirted all down my arm!

by Lady of the Pink September 21, 2009

peruvian panflute

This is a fine sexual act where you fart inside of your partner's anus. Then, your partner positions their anus over your mouth and unloads your special surprise directly in your mouth.

Trevor: Man! Angela's breath is horrific! What's the deal?!
Mark: She got herself hooked on Peruvian Panflutes bud...

by jivers4 January 8, 2015

peruvian panflute

When a woman is doing the deed with her mouth to several dicks at once.

Wow! Did all those guys were with Mary tonight at her house?!
Yeah! She likes to play the Peruvian Panflute a lot!

by Edjuh69 May 1, 2016

Pan Flute

When you are licking a person's asshole and you blow air into his or her anus, resulting in a long fart.

"I shot a quick pan flute up her ass and she blasted it back in my face."

by Bigger Spoon July 28, 2017

Dutch pan flute

An object of the joint-building persuasion, consisting of a range of joints stuck together with extra long perpendicular paper tying the rolled joints together, from shorter to longer, with different kinds of chronic inside it, making so that you can "play the dutch pan flute", meaning you're taking hits from several different weeds or hash in a pattern you choose yourself, thus creating a melody of savors in your mouth, and a fuckin' trainwreck in your head.
Usually, this is done while the attendants are able to score a shitload of different shit, for the purpose of the flute building you would indeed need at least twenty different substances to make it really interesting. To make it smart, you usually line up the shit from mellow to oh-my-god-this-is-strong, so you can play to flute from left to right and get increasing power going to your brain.

Chris : Hey man, we gotta stop goin to the coffee shop when we're stoned out of our asses. Look at all this weed and hash we bought again, no way I'm gonna retain my sanity after that.
Louis : Don't pussy out on me right now bitch, let's roll a fuckin dutch pan flute and we'll get through this pile of happiness in a jiffy.
Chris : Man, you crazy !
Louis : Shut up and get some cardboard and paper.
Chris : Roger that.

by Klisstoriss April 17, 2012