Paed

Verb - to paed: to sexually abuse (a child)

Origin - paeophile: one who paeds

"That nonce is going to paed that kid up, no doubt"

by Dr Samuel Johnson June 9, 2009

paed

Shortened version of the word paedophile, a child molestering "paed". Also could be short for paedo.

"You're such a paed caev"
"Syke, you paed, get your cock out of that 8 year old"

by Darren Jacobs July 9, 2005

PAed My Pants

To pee one's pants in the commonwealth of Pennsylvania.

Dude: "Hey Kathy, can you pass me a greek dog?"

Kathy: "Hey brah, sure thing! Did you hear that funny new joke?"

Dude: "Yeah, gurl. I was in Pittsburgh when I heard it, and totally PAed my pants laughing."

Kathy: "Totes"

by CrimsonMays June 16, 2010

Paedo Sheen

The moisture that appears on the brow of most kiddie fiddlers

Bob: are you positive that Barry touches kids.
Tom: For sure, there can be no doubt, look at the sweat on his brow, definite paedo Sheen

by Mrwicked77 May 9, 2020

Urban Paedo

When middle aged men go on holiday to children's theme parks

Sean is 40 and went to Disney World for 2 weeks... What a perfect place to hide for an Urban Paedo

by Real Samsons Lifters May 22, 2019

Paedofinder General

Character from Monkey Dust responsible for persecuting anyone who's has ever seen, heard, met or imagined children.

"I am the Paedofinder General, your house shall be torched in flames for you being a paedophile"

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

PaedoPhil

Someone who is interested in children in a sexual way called Phil.

Did you hear? PaedoPhil is being released today!
Oh look, there's that PaedoPhil!
PaedoPhil got locked up again today, the dirty paedo!

by MyWordsAreMyOwn January 10, 2021