MyWordsAreMyOwn's definitions

Fat shaming

Calling someone fat or implying they're fat by saying they need to watch their nutrition. It's particularly harmful when fully grown adults (usually those without children, no medical experience & insecurities about their own weight) feel the need to fat shame a baby simply because they have rolls. Newsflash rolls are normal on babies.

*cute picture of a baby on social media platform*
Fat shamer: they need to watch their nutrition!
Baby defender: you're an adult picking on a child's weight, I hope your proud of yourself fat shaming a baby.

by MyWordsAreMyOwn November 27, 2021

Cockwomble

A man who has sex with multiple woman but not at the same time. They usually have a long term partner & likes to pretend they're happy but really he's sticking his c**k in other women.

Did you hear about Philip? he's been a cockwomble again!
Oh fgs! Why can't he just be faithful to one person.
You know a cockwomble thinks with the wrong head!

by MyWordsAreMyOwn August 30, 2022

PaedoPhil

Someone who is interested in children in a sexual way called Phil.

Did you hear? PaedoPhil is being released today!
Oh look, there's that PaedoPhil!
PaedoPhil got locked up again today, the dirty paedo!

by MyWordsAreMyOwn January 10, 2021

Deathscalator

Looks like an escalator but it's not, it's a deathscalator. They may look harmless but if you don't pay attention, they will get you!

Did you see the escalator on Death Stairs?
You mean deathscalator!

by MyWordsAreMyOwn May 5, 2025

thicktok

A very apt description for tiktok as it continously shares "hacks" and dumb videos that people believe are revolutionary but they're really just common sense. Thicktokers need banning.

Did you see this hack on thicktok?
You mean tiktok?!
No, I was right the first time!

by MyWordsAreMyOwn May 18, 2023