padidle

Game played with multiple people in a moving vehicles when traffic is present in which one serches for a vehicle with only one headlight shining. First to call "Padidle" and hit the roof of the vehical wins, other remaining players must remove an article of clothing. Game continues until you no longer are dressed.

Padidle [hit roof] strip bitches!

padidle by Nichole and Kaite April 5, 2008

padidle

A closet homosexual with one real eye and one glass eye. They will usually have dwarf like body features and smell like sour milk. They are known to use internet businesses as a source of income because they are to freakish to work in public.

Hey, padidle when I see you I'm gonna pop your eye out and skull-fuck you until your ears bleed you smelly little freak!

padidle by hotcarl66 May 4, 2005

strip padidle 

a game played in the car involving the removal of clothes when a one-headlighted car is seen

Hey, you wanna play strip padidle?

strip padidle by Savethe Bananas January 23, 2003

paddle hawk 

when gaming, to watch your opponent choose their play, and then choose your play accordingly.

Man, the only reason you beat me in Madden is because you paddle hawked all game.

paddle hawk by truche June 21, 2011

paddledick 

A boner so hard that it can be used to play ping pong.

"That guy is playing without pants!"
"Yeah, he is dominating the competition with his paddledick."

paddledick by Ayysnax March 25, 2014

Ass Waddling Paddle Master 

1. One who has been paddled ferociously to kinky sex, most men who suffer from this will tend to waddle for the next few days.

2. An insult; see: dipshit, moron, retard, etc.

1. The Jewish man bent over for the whopper of a spank "The Ass Waddling Paddle Master".

2. BIG T: "Hey look a turtle!"
Tiffany: "Thats not a turtle its a cloud you fucking Ass Waddling Paddle Master!!!"

Ass Waddling Paddle Master by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006

Up shit creek without a paddle 

In Australia it means that you're in a lot of trouble, with no foreseeable way out.

"Oh man, I can't believe I lost my paperwork; that stuff took me hours and it needs to be in by tomorrow!"
"Sounds like you're up shit creek without a paddle, mate."

Up shit creek without a paddle by Lyrebleu November 2, 2013