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juliana padgett 

Juliana Padgett is a very not so smart person and will leave you on "Read" and "Delivered"

Is also lowkey fake and a bitch.

Will take a while to snap back if you are snapping, as she has more important people to snap before you.
Juliana Padgett is lowkey a fake bitch

Me: Yes everybody know's that.

tyler justin padgett 

an amazing guy, super sweet and can help you through anything! he will always be there for you<3 even though he has a little bit of a temper, he is just trying to help you. he is the nicest and most thoughtfull guy i have ever met! he is super sexy and is poetic! he's the perfect guy! i <3 him.
Oh damn! See that amazingly hot guy over there eating hamburgers, french fries, and mac & cheese, while writing poetry while all the girls are drooling over him?! He's such a tyler justin padgett!

Mrs. Padgett 

A teacher from Arkansas who speaks with a southern twang and insists on being the world's biggest creep, she constantly grabs and talks to her students like she is one and is altogether creepy. She absolutely adores the football players and seems to favor and like them more, she is definatly a teacher who plays favorites. Mrs. Padgett likes to dance, speak, and act like a lunatic and she is just plain CRAZY! If you were to have her as a teacher, you need to beware and be cautious! You have been warned!
That girl is a total Mrs. Padgett.
Mrs. Padgett by ScaredLittleStudent November 26, 2011

Jordyn Padgett 

The prettiest/most beautiful/most amazing girl in the world
I wish I was Jordyn Padgett! Then I would be really pretty!

James Charles Anthony Padgett 

A person who does History, Drama and English Language at A level
He is a James Charles Anthony Padgett. He is that.

padgetted 

VERB- to screw up the simplest task. NOUN- a person who screws up everything without trying or knowing why.
ADJ.- the NLG door was severely "PADGETTED".
ex.i "padgetted" the nose landing gear door on double nuts.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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