Wowzer

Derivative of "Wow!"

Used by Inspector Gadget.

"You slept for fourteen hours straight?!?! WOWZER!!"

by MPCusack January 4, 2004

Wowzer

v. Wowzer (Wow-zur)

Wowzered, Wowzering, Wowzers

1. The act of chasing another person up a staircase by threatening to insert a finger or thumb into their anus.

2. The high-pitched exclamation of a person on a staircase threatening to insert a digit up another person's anus

e.g "Rather than using the lift to the top floor Janice convinced Ron to take the stairs - Ron had no idea that Janice was a wowzer enthusiast

by iamtherobotman September 19, 2010

Wowzer

When a mans partner performs felatio while he is playing the MMORPG "World of Warcraft" AKA: WoW.

Man sorry about the raid wipe I caused last night, I was getting a wowzer.

by Ryno September 21, 2014

Wowzer

The point during a timebomb when the blunt or joint hits the packed bowl of weed.

He got the wowzer dude!

by Jaysm May 22, 2017

Wowzer

A wig for a pussy, a hairpiece for a vulva

Why get a toupee, I’ll borrow my girlfriend’s wowzer

by howsyour aspen October 24, 2023

Wowzer

A colloquial term used to describe a shower

Gee Claud... gonna go for a Wowzer? A bit on the nose. Carn Phoebs, speak for yerself, you could do with a Wowzer too. Fair dinkum!

by TimmyWinton November 15, 2010

wowzers!

Means the same thing as wow but with more "oomph" & enthusiasm.

"You're going out with Monica tonight? Wowzers! Dean-o!! Props buddy - hope ya seal tha deal!"

by wavyg July 17, 2014