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v. Wowzer (Wow-zur)

Wowzered, Wowzering, Wowzers

1. The act of chasing another person up a staircase by threatening to insert a finger or thumb into their anus.

2. The high-pitched exclamation of a person on a staircase threatening to insert a digit up another person's anus
e.g "Rather than using the lift to the top floor Janice convinced Ron to take the stairs - Ron had no idea that Janice was a wowzer enthusiast
Wowzer by iamtherobotman September 19, 2010
When a mans partner performs felatio while he is playing the MMORPG "World of Warcraft" AKA: WoW.
Man sorry about the raid wipe I caused last night, I was getting a wowzer.
Wowzer by Ryno September 21, 2014
The point during a timebomb when the blunt or joint hits the packed bowl of weed.
He got the wowzer dude!
Wowzer by Jaysm May 22, 2017
A wig for a pussy, a hairpiece for a vulva
Why get a toupee, I’ll borrow my girlfriend’s wowzer
Wowzer by howsyour aspen October 24, 2023
How Korean World of Warcraft players call themselves and others most commonly.
"You are the WoWzer!" - Official Korean World of Warcraft site.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA, this is better than furniture porn." - The whole of my class.
WoWzer by Amar van Leeuwaarde June 12, 2006
A colloquial term used to describe a shower
Gee Claud... gonna go for a Wowzer? A bit on the nose. Carn Phoebs, speak for yerself, you could do with a Wowzer too. Fair dinkum!
Wowzer by TimmyWinton November 15, 2010