Packard 

A pretty snazzy car from so long ago, barely anybody remembers it. But if used for a last name, the person is normally really outgoing, smart and pretty. Don't mess with a Packard, he/she will screw you over.

"Watch out, there's another Packard."

Packard by Seemite October 16, 2008

Packard 

1. One of the earliest American settlers from the land of England.

2. A classic, fine automobile.

Samuel packard of Massachusetts bay colony.

Packard by Jteam90 January 2, 2017

Packard 

Someone who wastes all your time because of something they forgot or screwed up on.

(Teenager begs for phone. You work hard to buy it for them. Kid rarely uses it.)
That teen is such a packard.

Packard by PurpleProdigy May 18, 2016

Packard 

Someone or something looking well arranged, smart and packaged.

1. Her outfit looks packard.

2. This company's product promotion looks packard.

Packard by Liyoray February 6, 2025

Packard Goose 

A kind of duck. Also the name of a Frank Zappa song. This word can also mean a person who has sucked so much cock that their lips grew and shapped like duck lips.

Matheus Leao Moeira was caught shoplifting in brazil and was forced to suck cock. He loved it so much that he sucked so much cock he turned into a packard goose. Jornalisms kinda scary. Fuck you bisexual hypocrite.

Packard Goose by Gosuckanotherfatoneyoubisexual November 19, 2020

Packard Bell 

Packard Bell, not to be confused with Hewlett-Packard, was an electronics company which manufactured PCs of such terrible quality that its products are aptly referred to as "Packaged Hell." Once you purchased one of their machines, you were stuck with a heap of crap after the motherboard or power supply invariably failed (the company insisted on using odd form factors making sure spare parts were impossible to find). Fortunately, the company ceased selling its crash-happy computers in the U.S. in 2000. Unfortunately, the brand continues to plague the European market.

You: hi sir, I'd like to buy a power supply for an A8550 Packard Bell.
Clerk: *blink*
You: uhh...well?
Clerk: may I interest you in a high-powered rifle for the disposal of your machine?

Packard Bell by hgdt43 March 14, 2008

packard bell 

A PC company who entrap newbies with their pathetically outdated, yet extortionatly priced PCs.

Hah! You own a Packard Smell - you suck!

packard bell by Spoofnet October 30, 2003