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Short term name for Pro Evolution Soccer.
Yes don you up for a game of PES
PES by SNYPZ May 18, 2006
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Poor guy, usually asks for money and never pays it back. Normally irritating and does not return the favour. Usually stares at food and puts on a sad face so his friends feel sorry for him.
Orr that Mike is a bad Pes, he kept mivering me for money for some doughnuts or something!
Pes by Mr Mysterious John March 15, 2013
Used to describe people who aren't horny and don't understand sexual innuendos.
Me: "So yeah, I heard that Chad and Jennifer reached third base during the party last night."
Sherman: "Third base? What's that?"
Me: "Do you know what sex is you fucking pes?"
pes by Havyair June 16, 2021
n- Abbr. Post Ejaculation Syndrome
The inability to be sexually aroused by women, or any sexual stimulus, immediately following ejaculation. Symptoms usually last 5-10 minutes.
Fillip: Check out tha buns on dat hoe! Dontcha just wanna take a bite?

Pete: Ugh, naw man. I got PES

Fillip: Yo Doug, das nasty. Yo gotsta wash yo hands, boi!
PES by BiddyBizz August 18, 2008
Like PMS, Pre Menstral Syndrome, Instead, Pre Eating Syndrome. When you are in a shitty mood because you havent eaten for too long. As a woman is in a bad mood when she has PMS because she hasnt had her period in too long.

Same thing as the word Hangry.
David: "Hey Ryan! Think fast!!! (Throws a football at Ryan's head.)

Ryan: "Fuck you!!!"

David: "Whats wrong with you?"

Ryan: "I have PES dude. I havent eaten all day. lets go get somethin to eat"
PES by Rosco Avery March 20, 2011
PES stands for Phonetics and English speaking, an insanely useless class that is a must take for any student wishing to rot his/her way to glory because of the induced boredom, in a well known institute in western india.
Pronunciation: like 'Piss' ( At least it _should_ be like that)
feeling after attending the class: Like Piss; disgusting, but a feeling of relief after its over.
I have to go for (a) PES
PES by GDyouknowho March 7, 2009
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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