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The fucktard's way of typing "piss" on the internet. For some reason they do this in internet forums and comment sections like they'll get banned and/or shunned - when in reality, no one gives a shit.
fuckwad: This whole issue just p*sses me off
sane human being: You do know you can just fucking type "piss" and no one will care, not even the mods.....right?......
p*ss by ddeeffgg September 11, 2015
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sS.T.A.P.Zz 

A male that is into the new dance movement of jerkin'.
usually black and very extremely sexy. everybody enjoys his company because he is amazing. he is very heterosexual and enjoys the females.
Tim- hey everyone lets go to the parking lot, sS.T.A.P.Zz is jerkin'
Everyone- Sure. we all love him. hes so super cool
Keri- and hes so super sexy and cute
Andy- ya i know. no homo (well a little bit)
Leslie- andy you're so gay, but who can blame you. sS.T.A.P.Z.z IS AMAZING!

Good P*ssy Energy 

Boy: "She is always there for me when I need her bro"
Boy 2: "That's good p*ssy energy bro"

(P.S.S) Piss Shit Stalemate 

An extremely annoying situation in which on attempts to urinate standing up but is unable to due to the inevitable urge to Shit and since this is impossible due to the current position of the urinator one reaches a P.S.S
Fred: Hey man what took ya so long in the piss pot?
Gary: Sorry dude got the case of (P.S.S) Piss Shit Stalemate..
Fred: oh...
panty sniffing syndrome; when one cannot stop sniffing panties
God momo chill out with those panties, your P.S.S. is getting real bad, i think im gonna need to call Dr. Guidry
P.S.S. by g.beezy January 23, 2008
Pre Shower Shit
Dave: Im gunna go take a shower

Joe: Dude you better not stink up the house with your P.S.S.
P.S.S. by You know that one guy March 23, 2009

spraining your p*ssy 

when you do the splits but it goes COMPLETELY wrong
"Do you know what spraining your p*ssy is?"
"when you do the splits and it goes wrong."
"Have you ever sprained your p*ssy?"
"No, but Gabby already did."