P.S.S. 

panty sniffing syndrome; when one cannot stop sniffing panties

God momo chill out with those panties, your P.S.S. is getting real bad, i think im gonna need to call Dr. Guidry

P.S.S. by g.beezy January 23, 2008

P.S.S. 

Pre Shower Shit

Dave: Im gunna go take a shower

Joe: Dude you better not stink up the house with your P.S.S.

P.S.S. by You know that one guy March 23, 2009

P.S.S 

Post Sex State

A brief but intense state of physical and mental exhaustion following sexual activity, typically characterized by a pronounced loss of energy, an urge to lie still or stare into space, and a temporary sense of lethargy or disconnection.

After you have had sex and you just lie there for a couple of minutes to gather yourself .

So if your partner ask you: "How are you doing, you are very quiet"

You answer: "I just have P.S.S"

P.S.S by Blankeholdet March 19, 2025

(P.S.S) Piss Shit Stalemate 

An extremely annoying situation in which on attempts to urinate standing up but is unable to due to the inevitable urge to Shit and since this is impossible due to the current position of the urinator one reaches a P.S.S

Fred: Hey man what took ya so long in the piss pot?
Gary: Sorry dude got the case of (P.S.S) Piss Shit Stalemate..
Fred: oh...

(P.S.S) Piss Shit Stalemate by Germain Detrick August 6, 2010

M.E.E.P.S.S. 

Mental, Emotional, Environmental, Physical, Social, and Spiritual Health.

My M.E.E.P.S.S. are out of balance!

M.E.E.P.S.S. by EmiliaAirfart July 29, 2012

P.S.D.S. 

Said in a New York accent, Pierced Ears!

Eva said "I have P.S.D.S.. Stephanie looked puzzled so Eva touched her ear lobes & said, "You know, P.S.D.S.. Then Stephanie understood & they had a good laugh.

P.S.D.S. by Starchylde May 30, 2016

S.S.P. 

S= Shit
S= Shower
P= Pot Noodle

This action is usually taken place before a night out.

"Heyy - Yeah I'll be round after I S.S.P.!"

S.S.P. by Scoshy November 6, 2009