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Ouzenhainger Day 

The holiday that is everyday of every year of every year. It is also on every holiday.
Bill: Guess what day is it today?
Joe: I don’t know, what?
Bill: Happy Ouzenhainger Day!
Related Words
oxzen oxen obZen Ozen Ozenc onzenage oozenoz Otzen Ouzenhainger Day Oxen Ass
1. Meshuggah album released in March of 2008. Contains 9 tracks dealing with the issues of war, religion, and society's general addiction to others' pain and suffering.

2. Title track (track 5) of the album obZen. The best off of the album in my opinion, Bleed and Dancers To A Discordant System are a close second and third. This song is a sonic beat-down, increasing in brutality with every passing second.

1."Dude, have you picked up obZen yet?"
"Yeah, good workout/shooting music."

2. The grime of contempt and degeneration: sticky, foul and pungent. The sediment of our creation. We flourish in this blood-red soil.
obZen by radiuminjection January 5, 2009
A state of perfection, immersed in filth; equilibream obtained.

Salvation found in vomit and blood


I found Steve in the corner doing another one of his obzen rituals, immersing himself in vomit and blood.
obZen by Leshermurcada December 23, 2008

Oxenstiernianity 

Oxenstiernianity - Church of Swesus.
Oxenstiernianity - Church of Swesus.

Note that this is not a real religion, this is just for the lulz.
Otzen is probably the best known, most lasting and strong friend group in the world. Every individual member makes the group special and unique. Formed in High school they're still going strong to this day. They are literally the definition of friendship. The newest member Pia is probably the best of them though. Let's be honest.

You probably know them from their upcoming movie about their story or their soon to be formed commune.
Person A: Hey have you heard of that really special friend group?

Person B: Yes! Someone told me they're called Otzen.
Otzen by Potze April 14, 2020

mike oxenfire 

Name for My Cock is on Fire
Hey do u know mike oxenfire ?
mike oxenfire by F0k July 14, 2009