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Having a desire for two opposite things.

"Sally wants to get married and have kids more than anything, but her biggest fear is commitment."

"Yeah, I know...she's so Oxymoronic!"
by clovercd April 25, 2009
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1) You're a non-conformist who hates anything out of the ordinary, you're so oxymoronic.
2) You're a woman, you're so oxymoronic.
by huatfibat March 06, 2012
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two things or people that are so alike and yet different
Man, Vinh and Jami are so much alike and yet they're so different, that's oxymoronic.
by VinhX March 16, 2006
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