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Oxymoronic
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Having a
desire
for two
opposite
things
.
"Sally wants to get
married
and have kids
more than
anything
, but her biggest fear is commitment."
"Yeah, I know...she's so Oxymoronic!"
Oxymoronic
by
clovercd
April 25, 2009
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