Owensed 

A lazy person who should just go away and retire.

I sat around at work all day yesterday with my swollen feet up on the table and falling asleep while listening to the clock tick. Wow, was i Owensed yesterday.

Owensed by Denzel wendell March 6, 2019

Owensed 

To be with, arround, near, attacked, annoyed, embarassed, happy, sad, and bassically iteraction with someone with the last name of Owens.

To add recomendations or "touch" to anything ot anyone by the last name of Owens.

You got Owensed!
"I'm going to Owens this dude!"
"He Owensed that up!"

Owensed by owensed01 May 3, 2009

Owensexual 

Where you are only attracted to Owen Patrick Joyner!

I am owensexual because I have an unhealthy obsession with owen joyner.

Owensexual by Your local fantom :) January 4, 2021

Owened 

A fusion of the words Owen and owned. Generally speaking, the result of one individual being completely wrong in any given situation and someone else (either named Owen, or with Owenesque qualities) calling them out on it, thus exposing the individual's lack of knowledge, and surplus of foolishness. Can also be used to expose lack of skill, wit, and/or anywhere else the word owned could be used.

Robert: Hey guys! Have you heard of Sacred 2?
Vince: No.
Owen: Umm.. I've heard of it. Refresh my memory again?
Robert: It's amazing!
*notices Owen's MacBook*
Robert: Oh.. you have a Mac. Sacred 2 is only for PC... Nevamind.
Owen: Well.. Technically Sacred 2 is for Windows, which I do happen to have installed on a partition on my Mac.
Robert: But you can't run Windows games on your Mac!
Owen: Uh.. Yes, I can. If I have Windows, I can run Windows applications.. including Sacred 2 if I really wanted to.
Robert: ...
Vince: Owned.
Owen: N-no... Owened.
*walks away*

Owened by -ONEis- March 31, 2009

owened 

A delicate mix of owned and Owen Wilson, one can call it out when they commit Wilson level ownage on a noob.

(Player 1 kills Player 2)
Player 1: Owened!
Player 2: *cries*
Player 1: Wilson!

owened by Nick C-L May 31, 2007

owened 

To express a foolish act that had double the pointlessness of being 'owned'. Where owned typically relays a feeling of rejection, owened portrays 'ownage' by one self.

<Dude A> stfu or ill ban u
<Dude B> lol without ops?
<Bystander> owen'd, LOL.

"I thought the wiring diagram was wrong and shocked myself in the process. Still cannot feel my arm."
'Owened HAH'

owened by bob elenothar July 29, 2008

Owened 

When a mean safety guy gives you grief

I totally got owened today. I hate OTB

Owened by Facemre December 9, 2020