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Oversized Cock Disorder

Oversized Cock Disorder (OCD for short) is a common mental health condition where a persons penis size is exponentially increased by up to 20x the average. Not to be confused with its predecessor Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, Oversized Cock Disorder is extremely rare condition found in 1 in 69420 males.

Wardy Joubert III, a football diagnosed with ocd got a 28.3 increase measuring a whopping 144.33" this is the most severe case recorded to this day.
John: I've got OCD
Lucy: So you get anxious when things are out of order?
John: No... I have Oversized Cock Disorder
Oversized Cock Disorder by Peak#7550 December 16, 2021

Overfiend 

The uniter of the three worlds as of the movie Urotsukidoji. Also a great unreal Tournament player
Overfiend leads the match with 25 frags. spread +24
Overfiend by Overfiend April 3, 2004

Oversized Watermelon 

Oversized Watermelon (1). Someone who acts like they're not a slut but they really are.
Bob: "Hey man, I banged Lisa last night."

Phil: "I thought she wasn't looking for love."

Bob: "No, she's just an oversized watermelon."

Oversexed 

Usually refers to men who lose the ability to carry a normal conversation with a woman because all he can think about is her genitalia, and other physical attributes, especially boobies. There is a perceivable Pavlovian response when in close proximity to any woman with at least a micro level of attractiveness. Every topic of conversation turns toward sex. They usually have an odd giggle, as they anticipate what could possibly happen sexually while you’re trying to talk to them about ordinary things, like the weather. They get a goofy, sort of dazed look in their eyes because they are imagining all the things you could do to their wiener.
Bill is oversexed because he thinks about sex nearly 20,000 times a day.
Oversexed by Kellwoman September 26, 2020

oversexed 

No such thing as oversexed.

Keep fucking.
oversexed by Hsda November 9, 2006

Oversized hoodie 

Things that cute short boys wear as nothing fits them properly, ask my friend, she has one of these boys.
“I see your wearing your oversized hoodie, Xander”
“Shut up you pervert, it’s the only thing that fits!”
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