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Oversexed 

Usually refers to men who lose the ability to carry a normal conversation with a woman because all he can think about is her genitalia, and other physical attributes, especially boobies. There is a perceivable Pavlovian response when in close proximity to any woman with at least a micro level of attractiveness. Every topic of conversation turns toward sex. They usually have an odd giggle, as they anticipate what could possibly happen sexually while you’re trying to talk to them about ordinary things, like the weather. They get a goofy, sort of dazed look in their eyes because they are imagining all the things you could do to their wiener.
Bill is oversexed because he thinks about sex nearly 20,000 times a day.
Oversexed by Kellwoman September 26, 2020
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oversexed 

No such thing as oversexed.

Keep fucking.
oversexed by Hsda November 9, 2006

oversexed 

Someone whom has sex so often that they can no longer finish and is also an egotistical asshole.
Keith is so oversexed
oversexed by Keith C with a Z August 15, 2006

oversexed eeveelutions 

oversexed eeveelutions is a very cancerous comic

Oversized Cock Disorder

Oversized Cock Disorder (OCD for short) is a common mental health condition where a persons penis size is exponentially increased by up to 20x the average. Not to be confused with its predecessor Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, Oversized Cock Disorder is extremely rare condition found in 1 in 69420 males.

Wardy Joubert III, a football diagnosed with ocd got a 28.3 increase measuring a whopping 144.33" this is the most severe case recorded to this day.
John: I've got OCD
Lucy: So you get anxious when things are out of order?
John: No... I have Oversized Cock Disorder
Oversized Cock Disorder by Peak#7550 December 16, 2021

overserved 

Drunk. Intoxicated. Wasted. A clever way to own, through implied denial, the responsibility for drinking too much.
"I have a wicked hangover today, I was totally overserved last night."
overserved by Maynda March 20, 2006

Overspeed 

To indulge in too many alcoholic beverages to the point you can't control your actions. Overspeed is when the most amount of alcohol your body can handle safely is overstepped.
I went out for a few beers with mates and I oversped to the point I don't know how I got home. An engine overspeeds when it goes faster (harder) than its capable of. smasheddestroyedruineddrunk as bro
Overspeed by 2Bit February 12, 2013