ovazw 

Ultimate pussy handler

Mason is an ovazw

ovazw by anonymous December 12, 2020

OVAWeb 

A circle/group of friends, that write their names in a circle (typically on a poster board) and then write the names of at least two of the friends have hooked up with, using different colored line to show what happened between the people.

blue line: oral
green line: vaginal sex
red line: anal sex

Thus, OVA (Oral, Vaginal, Anal).

People can be added to the 'web', from both sexes, as long as two or more current people on the OVAWeb have hooked up with the person, whether it be oral, vaginal, or anally.

Basically, it's a graphical version of 'eskimo brothers'.

And the fun begins...

Dude! Wait a minute. You banged her last week?! I banged her three days ago. She definitely needs to be added to our OVAWeb!!!

OVAWeb by DDay1937 December 29, 2010

ovalwhelmed 

(Adj)
When you go to the oval office to ask the president a question but you're too overwhelmed so you can't speak.

I went to meet daddy donald at the oval office to ask him to come to my wedding, but I was too ovalwhelmed and I forgot what I was going to say.

ovalwhelmed by Bosssaucedaddyboi May 19, 2018