out-douched

When you think you have seen or met some guy who is the biggest douche you have ever met, his friend comes along who is WAY worse and you realize he has been

"out-douched" much in the way one is out-classed.

Example: Ted (wearing his favorite sparkly Afflicton shirt) stepped out of his mercedes (to valet and that he CLEARLY cannot afford) runs into his pal, Jonathan, who is wearing a similar shirt AND his Ed Hardy hat. Obviously Ted has been out-douched by Jonathan.

by nickynicnic November 30, 2010

douched out

Any ground-based vehicle (such as a bicycle, motorcycle, car, truck, van, bus, train, etc.) that has crashed or is in the process of crashing.

Drake: See that twisted heap of metal over there?
Josh: Yeah!
Drake: That was a minivan that douched out a few days ago.

by Telephony December 6, 2011

douche out

To rinse; usually with fresh water.

Hey Norm, don't forget to douche out that carafay before you start a new pot of coffee!

by Telephony July 17, 2014

Douche Out

The act of being really lame and leaving your best friends hanging for a really bad reason.

Dude, don't douche out on me.

by Medianoche December 26, 2008

douched out

Crazy, whack, or ridiculously stupid.

In "We Made You: The Making of," Eminem speaks of his impersonations of celebrities as being "the most douched out versions of people I could come up with on the spot."

by yummybubble2 August 11, 2009

douched out

The act of being reamed by a douche bag.

Steve: "Hey are you on your way yet"

Brian: "No, I'm getting douched out by my dad"

by diablostallion November 30, 2010

douched-out

When someone acts like such a douchebag that it makes you emotionally and physically tired.

Example:

Person 1:"Hey do you want to hang out tonight?"

Person 2: "No, John was being such a douche today, and I'm too douched-out to go anywhere."

by clarissacutie October 9, 2011