out john

When you get in the port-a-potty at the end of a long hot steamy summer day and she still gives you a blumpkin.

Man I heard she was a freak but didn't believe it till she gave me an out John at the festival.

by Sandy, AE, Sphinkter September 17, 2017

John Out

When a person taking about eating massive amounts of food at all you can eat, for hours on end. But then stops before finishing their first plate when the time comes.

"You better not John out again at the buffet tonight, that's just tossing your money away"

by Kiwiikins August 30, 2016

john it out

a phrase derived from the occasion when one man, who many now know, flopped out his cock to kids at his fat sons sleepover. It is now used when anything is got out,collected,passed and most definitely, flopped.

'OI, Dave, I hear you have a saggy minge, john it out !'

by st martins July 1, 2009

Slime Out Johnny Day

National day to slime out Johnny. Swiss cheese his ahh

Today is national slime out Johnny day

by Johnnykilla September 6, 2025

Johnny Cash out

The common occurrence wherein one party of a long term marriage dies and the surviving party dies shortly thereafter.

This term comes from the famous example of Johnny Cash dying a mere four months after the death of his wife of thirty five years, June Carter Cash.

When my Grandma died last spring we were all worried that Grandpa would Johnny Cash Out before too long.

by Tet offensive March 13, 2009

Willy out, Johnson!

A game in which at least 2 men or a maximum of 15 can play

The rules of the game being that when anyone shouts “Willy out, Johnson!” the players have to pull their genitalia out as fast as possible and the last to pull it out has to get punched in the :nuts, plums, balls, ect.

The name Johnston refers to a teacher in a school a long time ago that had his trousers and pants pulled down by a student this has been an urban myth since the beginning of time in Lincolnshire. it was said that this act was done because the teacher was so annoy.

Beware, if played more than 5 times a day, willy out johnson may come back to the place where the fifth game was played and will will out johnson your bum

‘Willy out, Johnson!’ refers a male genetalia being pulled into view of everyone else playing the game usually out of some sort of underwear, trousers shorts or any other item of clothing

And Johnston refers to a teacher in a school a long time ago in Lincolnshire that had his trousers and pants pulled down

by willyoutjohnson September 1, 2022

johnson out

When a male golfer who is teeing off does not hit his golf ball past the ladies tees.

On you're next shot you have to johnson out because you did not hit it past the ladies tees.

by Yoyooyoto February 26, 2019