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Otwell

The act of gathering between 25 - 60 mature men (age 50+) and having them all simultaniously suck each others' dicks, forming a large circle. Then, after each man has blown their loads, they each vomit the load (of the guy's dick they were sucking) into a large vat or bucket and begin heating it over a fire. After that, each man takes a shit into the aforementioned vat/ bucket and stir it together whit their boners. After about 10 minutes of stirring (or when the mixture becomes a consistent light brownish color), each man fills a syringe with a reasonable amount of the mixture and injects it into the opening of their penis, only to be discovered by a female (or male) partner during oral sex.
By the time Mike's girlfriend had discovered that he had participated in an Otwell, her mouth was dripping with the gooey remains.
by Baconator984 November 26, 2011
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Orwellian

This is Great Britain summed up in a single word, currently competing with the likes of North Korea. In Britain there are increasingly pathetic authoritarian laws being introduced to rid the country of expressive freedom.

Freedom of speech, not that complete freedom of speech ever existed here, is now almost completely gone.

You'll be afraid to speak up about the current invasion of foreigners, you'll be afraid to say certain words, you'll be under surveillance, you'll be under control, you'll be fearful of arrest.
Edward from the UK: I was getting verbally abused and threatened online today. I hit them with a torrent of offensive words in return, and like a week later, the police turned up at my house and arrested me for hurting somebody's feelings with word bullets!

Edward's friend, Rob from the USA: Man.. You can get arrested for such petty shit today, whatever happened to sticks and stones? Also, why were you arrested and treated like a criminal when the others started it and got away with it? They even threatened you and got away with that too? That's bullshit beyond logic.

Edward from the UK: People have been arrested for far less mate. It's a law called Malicious Communications. Everything in the UK is ass-backwards. That's why Boris Johnson was allowed to party it up with his mates during lockdown with police on guard. Then a pensioner was sentenced for selling mince pies during the pandemic. Britain is truly broken beyond belief. A disgustingly oppressive country, it's do as I say, not as I do.

Edward's friend, Rob from the USA: Holy shit dude, that's Orwellian alright! If I lived there I'd be out like a bullet!
by Fight 4 Freedom January 27, 2023
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ohwelli

A Skinny Mexican God who has the ability to pick up any underage girl from omegle and tinder
Guy1: Yo i got a girl she 13 tho
Guy2: Nahhh you just pulled a Ohwelli
by bruh you’re gay July 2, 2020
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George Orwell

George Orwell's book "1984" successfully predicted the state of the world today. If there's hope, it lies in the proles.
by DarkMillennia August 16, 2003
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George Orwell

Author of:

Down and Out in Paris and London
Burmese Days
A Clergyman's Daughter
Keep the Aspidistra Flying
The Road to Wigan Pier
Homage to Catalonia
Coming Up for Air
Inside the Whale and Other Essays
The Lion and the Unicorn: Socialism and the English Genius
Animal Farm
Dickens, Dali and Others
1984
Shooting and Elephant and Other Essays
Such, Such Were the Joys
Have you read "1984"? Good stuff, man.
by The Drafted's guitar player September 5, 2005
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Orwellian Irony

Orwellian irony is irony that is explicitly political in nature.

Orwellian irony shows the poverty of the philosophy and history undergirding what some people use as the justifying narrative for their political commitment and it can also be used to categorize people's arguments for or against freedom, liberty, etc. that are disconnected from history, legality, etc.

Orwellian irony is often situational.

Examples include:

A person unaware that the foundations of their self-chosen political identity are based on a misunderstanding of historical events refusing to investigate counter-claims made in an online debate.

A person at a protest claiming to be against government encroachment of rights that then runs away when police start violating their counter-protestors constitutional rights rather than helping.

When an AnCap tries to delegitimize a Socialist's criticisms of the economy by saying: "Well you wrote that on a smartphone, which was made by capitalism" this is an example of Orwellian irony because Leonid Kupriyanovich, a Soviet, invented much of the technology prior to the U.S., but also as much of the technology developed to make this was done by Federally funded research grants.
That a propaganda outlet, TeleSUR, which is managed by a state that has exploited a crisis to silence free press outlets like El Nacional, decided to use a private media outlet, Jacobin, to obfuscate the truth surrounding their brief unpublishing on Facebook and to call for increased government regulation is one of the most perfect examples of Orwellian irony ever.
by AVoyager August 28, 2018
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george orwell

A genuis - definately ahead of his time and with the ability to predict what life will become like - authoritarian via a police state, with mind control being present.

1984 is a testament to the thinking of the non supressed mind.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
by deX January 24, 2005
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