ostenta

a fucking idiot who would spend time jerking off to weird shit in the most unnecessary times, instead of going to once-in-a-lifetime experiences.

did you hear ostenta's mom caught him jacking off in the bathroom for the 105th time?

by idkkwhattt November 22, 2022

Osteentatious

Showy; pretentious. Interested in the cosmetic. Preaches but doesn't practice what he preaches.

Joel had a chance to open up his church to suffering Houstonians. He reminded us all how osteentatious he is when he chose to lock his TV mega-church up instead.

by Mr. Dyche August 28, 2017

ostentatious ostriches

group of people who love materialistic things

Oh those ostentatious ostriches only want more rings and diamonds but never want love.

by slimjim256 September 25, 2012

ostentatious

intended to attract notice and impress others.

Ashley is so ostentatious, how she dances around the school all the time.

by bert mccracken August 26, 2004

Ostentatiously Righteous

The act of attracting attention through being absoulutely genuine as well as wonderful no matter the perception(good,evil,smart,stupid)

The presidents war on terror was such and Ostentatiously Righteous load of shit, he tried to make up for it by giving americans money.

by Vampyre of Divinity February 28, 2008

ostentatious

Showy in an attempt to impress, pretentious bragging

"He used that word incorrectly. What an ostentatious douche-bag."

by The Snapple Lady May 25, 2005

Ostendarp

Someone with incredibly sweaty armpits who doesn't realize it.

"He was such an Ostendarp, that buckets of sweat would pour out of his shirt all day long, and he wouldn't even notice it."

by idieh April 29, 2009