OSSLT stands for The Ontario Secondary School Literacy Test. 70% of Ontario students fail this to see more OSSLT memes because they are depressed. The government forces the grade 10s of Ontario to write this every year in hopes that we'll suddenly become literate.
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Jamal : Fuck Yeah I failed the OSSLT
Javon : Well you at least know why Emei frogs have spikes on their face!
Jamal : Fuck Yeah I failed the OSSLT
Javon : Well you at least know why Emei frogs have spikes on their face!
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Get the OSSLT mug.A stupid ass test the Ontario government forces its citizens to take in order to achieve an Ontario Secondary School Diploma. The passing grade is a 75%. If you fail you have to retake it and there’s no limit on the amount of times you can retake the test. Most teachers will tell you it’s hard, just so they can scare the students so they actually give a fuck. But to be honest, it’s extremely easy. Like too easy.
Greg: Yo I have to write the OSSLT last period, how was it?
Frank: Bro don’t even stress about it, it’s a piece of cake
Frank: Bro don’t even stress about it, it’s a piece of cake
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Get the Ossly mug.Ossetians - A group of people from North Caucasus. Although their Language is Iranic (The last of Scytho-Sarmatian/Alan language) they are mostly descended from native Caucasian people.
Their population reaches 1.000.000 diaspora included. {30% of them live in modern day Turkey) Majority of them speaks Iron, one of the two dialects of Ossetic/Ossetian, speakers of this tongue are mostly Orthodox or Uatsdin (The true path, ancient Alan/Scythian religion) A minority speaks Digoron - which is a more intact dialect of Ossetic that has kept some old Alan words that Iron did not. Speakers of Digoron Aevzhag Language are majority Sunni hanafi Muslim (<99%). They live in modern day North Ossetia - Alania, situated in the center of the Caucasus mountains, Russian federation and are neighbors to Ingushes (In conflict since the 90s) and Kabardians (Circassians) and Balkars (Mountain Turks, some of them even come from noble Ossetian families and vice versa). There is also an Ossetian republic in South Caucasus. After the horrendous crimes of Georgian state and people against Iron Adaem Ossetian people Ossetia demanded help from their lifelong friend Russia to free them from Georgian terror. (See 2008 South Ossetian war). South Ossetians are mostly Tual they speak Iron.
Although Ossetians are Christian, many name their child Fatimæ/Fatma, Makhamat Abdallakh, Azamat, Aishat, Madina etc. It is because they were influenced by Muslim populations that were surrounding them.
Their population reaches 1.000.000 diaspora included. {30% of them live in modern day Turkey) Majority of them speaks Iron, one of the two dialects of Ossetic/Ossetian, speakers of this tongue are mostly Orthodox or Uatsdin (The true path, ancient Alan/Scythian religion) A minority speaks Digoron - which is a more intact dialect of Ossetic that has kept some old Alan words that Iron did not. Speakers of Digoron Aevzhag Language are majority Sunni hanafi Muslim (<99%). They live in modern day North Ossetia - Alania, situated in the center of the Caucasus mountains, Russian federation and are neighbors to Ingushes (In conflict since the 90s) and Kabardians (Circassians) and Balkars (Mountain Turks, some of them even come from noble Ossetian families and vice versa). There is also an Ossetian republic in South Caucasus. After the horrendous crimes of Georgian state and people against Iron Adaem Ossetian people Ossetia demanded help from their lifelong friend Russia to free them from Georgian terror. (See 2008 South Ossetian war). South Ossetians are mostly Tual they speak Iron.
Although Ossetians are Christian, many name their child Fatimæ/Fatma, Makhamat Abdallakh, Azamat, Aishat, Madina etc. It is because they were influenced by Muslim populations that were surrounding them.
+my Chechen friend told me "If you want to insult someone from the Caucasus, tell him he’s Ossetian"
--khædbaradbon khorzh! Aezh Uarzhyn Iryshton! Irættæ Razhmæ!! Ghæy! Ghæy!
(Happy indépendance day, I love Ossetia, long live Ossetians)
--khædbaradbon khorzh! Aezh Uarzhyn Iryshton! Irættæ Razhmæ!! Ghæy! Ghæy!
(Happy indépendance day, I love Ossetia, long live Ossetians)
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