osset 

crooked

Tony: "oh that shit osset "
Ivan: "you mean crooked"

osset by ossetlovers123 June 11, 2018

Ossieta 

True figure of creativity.

Ossieta began a new task.

Ossieta by LionBee March 1, 2019

Sudden Onset Autism 

Sudden Onset Autism, or S.O.A for short, is an extremely rare condition of unknown origin. Development of this disease is both abrupt and severe. As of now, the pathogenesis and mode of infection have eluded even the most qualified of research teams at Harvard, Hopkins, and Yale. Some have suspected that transmission occurs through contact with an infected person, especially prandially. There is still hope for a cure, although we may be decades away.

Infected Person: Hey man, let's go grab some lunch
Healthy Individual: what?! It's 3 in the morning. What's wrong with you
Infected Person: Well... it's lunchtime somewhere!
Healthy Individual: Oh God, you have Sudden Onset Autism... Please go away from me!

Sudden Onset Autism by burner90 May 14, 2018

Ossem 

The sarcastic version of the word awesome.

Girl: "Sorry I'm late, I was too busy doing my hair"

Guy: "Ossem. We missed our dinner reservation that I made a year ago."

Ossem by JayEdge25 January 27, 2014

Early onset necrophilia 

When the elderly have sex, pushing apart a grilled cheese sandwich with a loose sausage you found in the back of the freezer.

I walked into great aunt Bessie's room and her and uncle Boris were going at it, 19 to the dozen. The doctor said it's 'early onset necrophilia' and prescribed me some eye bleach.

Early onset necrophilia by Pork Almighty June 17, 2016

osmethne 

An alternate spelling of "something", often hastily typed, in a fit of rage, or illiteracy.

i have the damn ass patron he sucks his name is Zell Dencht im one of his vassels io wotn sya name so he sucks and lies and his a asshole he says osmethne and then doesnt do it and got lame ass vassels im the only one who isnt lame in that his allegince of his it sucsk and he sucks again his name is zell dencht no one swear to him.

osmethne by RootyB March 15, 2003

Early Onset Caucasia 

Mental Illness found in white women aka“Karen“ worsens with age.

Symptoms include/not limited to Attacking others then playing victim when authority arrives. Knowing you're deadass wrong, STILL want a manager. Calls 911 on anyone doing anything, while black. Use police as threat to harm, not service to help, denys police brutality. Theft of music, machinery, property, wealth, ideas... literally ALL OF THE THINGS IN ALL OF THE PLACES.

Know causes include /not limited to, insatiable thirst for chocolate, Only have a tiny vanilla, raisins in potato salad, thinking Jesus was white, short strokes, lack of exercise or results, specifically doing squats.

Cures- Hennessey, Atlanta, swap paprika for Lawrys, vitD super veggies resembles eggplant in size &girth. That D taken orally, anally, vaginally & swallow juice or use as facial (can’t take too good of care of that skin!) Start by using only 1D at a time but the only snitch here, is you!

NOTE: Seeking medical advice is NOT recommended as it will trigger EOC fits due to the Doctors sudden disregard for your well-being.

FUN FACT- EOC is unique because those without it, suffer from it the most.

- Becky Snow

Knowing she was at risk of contracting EARLY ONSET CAUCASIA, Amber got divorced, moved to Atlanta, vaguely remembers drinking Hennessey, is making a conscious effort to regularly consume her veggies and is no longer at risk of contracting this horrific illness.

Early Onset Caucasia by Becky Snow April 28, 2021