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Small industrial town in West Yorkshire. Half-way between Wakefield and Dewsbury - two of the greatest piles of shit in the world - but it is a fairly normal town itself.
"Where's Ossett?"

"How the fuck can you not know where Ossett is? It's a circle of life in the land of death"
Ossett by Professor January 10, 2004
Words you can keep
An Ossette is a wonderful female and a great friend. She has a great sense of style and she is just badass
Wow Ossette is amazing and cool.
Ossett by Hshsjzi June 5, 2020

Ossetians 

Ossetians - A group of people from North Caucasus. Although their Language is Iranic (The last of Scytho-Sarmatian/Alan language) they are mostly descended from native Caucasian people.

Their population reaches 1.000.000 diaspora included. {30% of them live in modern day Turkey) Majority of them speaks Iron, one of the two dialects of Ossetic/Ossetian, speakers of this tongue are mostly Orthodox or Uatsdin (The true path, ancient Alan/Scythian religion) A minority speaks Digoron - which is a more intact dialect of Ossetic that has kept some old Alan words that Iron did not. Speakers of Digoron Aevzhag Language are majority Sunni hanafi Muslim (<99%). They live in modern day North Ossetia - Alania, situated in the center of the Caucasus mountains, Russian federation and are neighbors to Ingushes (In conflict since the 90s) and Kabardians (Circassians) and Balkars (Mountain Turks, some of them even come from noble Ossetian families and vice versa). There is also an Ossetian republic in South Caucasus. After the horrendous crimes of Georgian state and people against Iron Adaem Ossetian people Ossetia demanded help from their lifelong friend Russia to free them from Georgian terror. (See 2008 South Ossetian war). South Ossetians are mostly Tual they speak Iron.

Although Ossetians are Christian, many name their child Fatimæ/Fatma, Makhamat Abdallakh, Azamat, Aishat, Madina etc. It is because they were influenced by Muslim populations that were surrounding them.
+my Chechen friend told me "If you want to insult someone from the Caucasus, tell him he’s Ossetian"

--khædbaradbon khorzh! Aezh Uarzhyn Iryshton! Irættæ Razhmæ!! Ghæy! Ghæy!
(Happy indépendance day, I love Ossetia, long live Ossetians)
Ossetians by IronChizg November 8, 2022
A person who can’t keep their shit together, or they just are confused all the time
Example: wow your such a osett, your stuff is everywhere
osett by Oset Imel May 14, 2021
come here orsetto, i want to cuddle you
orsetto by funcidda123 November 3, 2008

South Ossetia

A break away region of Georgia in the north part of it.
South Ossetia is in Georgia.
A beautiful Italian name that anyone would want to have
The Orsette's are the kindest I've ever met
orsette by Frozenash April 12, 2017
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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