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Some who is obsessed with Eastern Orthodoxy but not actually an Eastern Orthodox Christian themselves
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Orthobro
An Eastern Orthodox Christian male within the Millenial or Generation Z age cohorts. Usually a convert from Protestant or a disillusioned Roman Catholic background. Often seen sporting a beard while maintaining a muscular physique. Shitposts against perceived heretical forms of Christianity, drawing on quotes from theological treatises, and usually has an overabundance of Orthodox iconography on his social media. Tends to be rigidly conservative, often to the point of supporting a return to monarchical forms of government. Although often involved in incessant online arguments with fellow Orthobros over theology and the limited dating pool of Eastern Orthodox Christians females, a deep camaraderie exists between them.
The Orthobros bestowed the title of 'king' on one another as they gleefully left scathing remarks on Dr. Taylor Marshall's YouTube channel, condemning his visions of the Papist church's milkers as prelest.
Orthobro by OrthodoxSpearIt February 24, 2021
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OrthoBro
A young adult male convert to Eastern Orthodox Christianity, from a culture not traditionally associated with this religion, typically North America, Britain or Western Europe
Some are more “bro-like” than others, and might pursue a fitness centered lifestyle as a way not just to get swole, but to cultivate spiritual discipline and a spirit of sacrifice to be more Christlike. Some others may have a touch of the art hipster or other alternative culture going on too.
Most are politically moderate but once in a while you see one of them into far right nonsense.
They can be kind of LARPy, and indulge in cringey newbie enthusiasm, but are well meaning and are typically well rounded individuals once they are past this phase
Some are more “bro-like” than others, and might pursue a fitness centered lifestyle as a way not just to get swole, but to cultivate spiritual discipline and a spirit of sacrifice to be more Christlike. Some others may have a touch of the art hipster or other alternative culture going on too.
Most are politically moderate but once in a while you see one of them into far right nonsense.
They can be kind of LARPy, and indulge in cringey newbie enthusiasm, but are well meaning and are typically well rounded individuals once they are past this phase
My OrthoBro neighbor is pretty cool, but all those saint and cross bumper stickers makes me feel like he’s trying too hard.
OrthoBro by BeyondEastAndWest July 10, 2022
Orthoboobic
adj. Of or pertaining to the fixing of the physical placement of boobs. <Orthoboobist: doctor that fixes the placement of boobs.>
Oh my GOD. Did you see how lopsided her boobs are?!!?? She definitely needs to go see an orthoboobic surgeon.
My orthoboobist just fixed the physical placement of my boobs.
My orthoboobist just fixed the physical placement of my boobs.
Orthoboobic by jeeoolaiboi January 28, 2011
Orthobro
The "Orthobros" are a movement of Eastern Orthodox Christians, usually converts, on social media. The "Orthobros" enjoy getting into twitter arguments against people that preach perceived heretical forms of Christianity online over theology etc.
Your typical "Orthobro" can be described as an Eastern Orthodox Christian Male that belongs to Generation Z, also tends to be conservative, to the point of supporting a return to monarchical forms of government.
Your typical "Orthobro" can be described as an Eastern Orthodox Christian Male that belongs to Generation Z, also tends to be conservative, to the point of supporting a return to monarchical forms of government.
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Orthobro
A zealous, young male member of one of the Eastern Orthodox churches of Christianity (typically Russian). They are typically converts from Protestantism, and they gather on Facebook and Discord to circle jerk about their superiority.
Bro: I grew up an Evangelical and then lost my faith, but have now found it again through the Orthodox Church.
Bro two: Wow, you're an orthobro like me now. That means you're much more profound, mysterious and original than everyone else.
Bro three: Wow, I have now fulfilled my desperate need for inclusion and community. It's great!
Bro two: Wow, you're an orthobro like me now. That means you're much more profound, mysterious and original than everyone else.
Bro three: Wow, I have now fulfilled my desperate need for inclusion and community. It's great!
Orthobro by anglicanbro February 1, 2022
orthobro
An orthobro is a male, usually late teens to early 20s, who practices Orthodoxy exclusively online. They are very arrogant and think they know all truths because of Jay Dyer, They are usually physically unattractive and use religion as a way to excuse the fact they've struggled to achieve any success with women. They usually are not leading with Jesus and are just leading with ORTHODOXY. .You can imagine them chanting in their rooms saying "I AM ORTHODOX" while dancing around in prideful manner in order to feel good about not having a good personality or having done anything useful in their lives while surrounded by a bunch of icons they think buys them social status.
Lots are likely to be obsessed with white skin and blue eyes and are into alt-right style hippie diets like meat only diet. If you disagree with them, they are likely to label you a CIA agent. They are propagandized by a bunch of pro-Russia and low level russian disinfo accounts that use orthodoxy for propaganda.
They are likely to think all science is bad while they play pc games (that are possible due to science) and will think science is part of the antichrist plot to murder all Christians.
They generally are lacking love in their hearts and just use orthodoxy to feed their narcissism that comes from being wounded growing up.
Some will probably convert to Islam because of the more "based" views on women. They will likely get burned out of Orthodox Christianity within a few years.
Lots are likely to be obsessed with white skin and blue eyes and are into alt-right style hippie diets like meat only diet. If you disagree with them, they are likely to label you a CIA agent. They are propagandized by a bunch of pro-Russia and low level russian disinfo accounts that use orthodoxy for propaganda.
They are likely to think all science is bad while they play pc games (that are possible due to science) and will think science is part of the antichrist plot to murder all Christians.
They generally are lacking love in their hearts and just use orthodoxy to feed their narcissism that comes from being wounded growing up.
Some will probably convert to Islam because of the more "based" views on women. They will likely get burned out of Orthodox Christianity within a few years.
orthobro by therealdyerite July 4, 2023