J’s favorite yogurt EVER often confused with chobani but he’s since moved on to oikos as his trademark favorite strawberry or in raspberry flavor, known to buy both by the bulk but for some stupid and strange reason it’s been out of stock everywhere in the west.
J will WREAK A HORRIFYING VENGEANCE FOR THIS INJUSTICE DISHONOR
No one gets to fuck with old J’s yogurt and have the audacity to live about it without consequence
Oikos yogurt is famous ONLY because junior the egomaniac consumes it on the daily
Junior The Forbidden One Is the ONLY ONE “able” to consume oikos yogurt as it’s his trademark snack
Oikos yogurt is allowed to be as popular as it is due to junior’s influence and power of all natural and unnatural things
Orosasu is the name given to the creepy shota relationship between Orochimaru and Sasuke, two characters from the manga/anime "Naruto." Sasuke hopes Orochimaru can make him strong enough to defeat his hated older brother, Itachi, while Orochimaru "wants Sasuke's body." Some Naruto fans claim the relationship is canon based on such evidence as a manga chapter title page showing Orochimaru holding Sasuke and licking his face, and Orochimaru saying about Sasuke, "There's a boy I want. He's very beautiful."
Frank: Dude I tried Oreos in milk for the first time in my entire life and I think I’m oreosexual
Drew: How have you been on this planet for so long and just now realized you’re oreosexual