When someone has an orgasm so intense it is a life-changer. In a 1999 field study of 125 people who had experienced a climax of this magnitude, 15 died of heart attacks during the orgasm, 32 swore a lifetime of devotion to their lover, 43 swore a lifetime of devotion to their hand, 23 committed suicide convinced they had experienced the ultimate thrill life could give them, 11 began touring as motivational speakers, and one decided he was going to watch the Britney Spears video "Baby, One More Time" one more time to see if he could replicate his orgasmic event. Less than a minute into the video he had a seizure and died en route to the hospital.

(from "My Date With Giganti Tongue") ...her heart skipped, she held her breathe, THERE, oh my. She felt her soul fluttering from her body in ecstasy. Her limbs shuddered and she rode the orgasm like James Bond rode the tidal wave caused by the collapsed iceberg in the one where Halle Berry wore a bikini but was trapped in that igloo by the mad Korean. Hummingbirds peppered her heart with kisses and she felt higher than Cheech and Chong at a Grateful Dead concert in a jet flying over Mount Everest. And then, as the orgasmic event slowly subsided, there was that ultimate moment of clarity when suddenly she felt she could prove Einstein's Theory of Relativity was a load of horseshit.

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orgasmic erection

The word orgasmic erection refers to the great feeling of pleasure you get when you get an erection and it feels so good you have an orgasm or great pleasure. Loud noises may be associated with orgasmic erections.

Ex 1: My girlfriend thinks it is weird that I moan during an orgasmic erection.
Ex 2: My girlfriend was rubbing against my dick so hard she gave me an orgasmic erection.
Ex 3: Is it bad if my dick turns blue when i have an orgasmic erection?

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orgasmic shock

When a male ejaculates multiple times a day, causing the heart to stop at another climax.

During Destroy Dick December, Toby nutted so hard he went into orgasmic shock and died in his mom's water bed!

orgasmic shock by Swagertooth Tiger November 13, 2017

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ooftastic

combines the words oof and fantastic

contains all of the wonderfulness and essense of oof

ooftastic formally means: when something is so great and fantastic, the word oof, or no other word in any dictionary isn't enough

pronounced oof-tas-tick

created December 5th, 2017, the word ooftastic can be used in almost any circumstance

soon to be adopted by students and adults who are cool, groovy, and hip with the kids around the globe

Guy 1: I'm getting a bike for Christmas!
Guy 2: oof
Guy 1: oof
Guy 2: Thats pretty ooftastic my dude.

Girl 1: I just got an A on my math test!
Girl 2: Darn, that's pretty ooftastic!
Girl 1: oof. Heck yeah it is!

ooftastic by GrazingCows December 7, 2017

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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