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oracle, the 

Def 1: "Tim" a.k.a. all knowing
Def 2: one who can say "I knew that" or begin sentences with "actually..."
Def 3: One who knows about everything, but can't recall how the know it to be the truth.
person: "hey Tim, can you"
(abrupt interruption)
Tim: "yeah person, if you're using version 8.6 and install the SDK enhancement tools"
oracle, the by CBT Guy October 22, 2003
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The Oracle Club 

A group of semi professionals, who identify as non binary. They are interested in investing and male bonding. The ultimate goal is to attain the title of "Beta Male Cuck". Once the title is achieved they may find a woman and engage in missionary style intercourse. Anything more than missionary and they will lose the title and be labelled a Degenerate.
I can't wait to join The Oracle Club so I can cuck so fuckin hard!
The Oracle Club by Thenewagecrewb December 8, 2018

The Oracle 

A synonym for the interwebs, especially when used to seek very specific information for the purpose of settling an argument, wager, or simply to satisfy the randomly curious mind.

The Oracle is rarely consulted within the confines of a sketch pad, such as a crack house.
person a: 'When did George W. Bush get busted for cocaine possession?'

person b: 'I don't know - let's ask The Oracle!'
The Oracle by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 25, 2008

consult the oracle 

To type a word,phrase,question,or query in to google. To seek an answer via the search engine google.
"What time does the movie start?"
"I'm not sure...consult the oracle!"

"Hmmm ....I have a nasty rash...time to consult the oracle..."

work the oracle 

To go for a shit especially to get away from the wife and kids for half an hour and read the Sunday papers.
"Has anybody seen Dad?"
"I think he's gone to work the oracle."
work the oracle by TezzyHead March 17, 2014

The Oracle 

A cat named Buttercup that resides in an Atlantic Canadian home.
The Oracle was angered by our behaviour.
The Oracle by Matt Hewey February 28, 2008

Ask the Oracle

Googling the net for definitive answers.
I didn't know if it was a bad idea to mix those meds, so I decided to ask the Oracle and she told me they were the primary ingredients of vomit and comas.
Ask the Oracle by Buffycee January 15, 2011
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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